Damn. How did I get here……
I always thought stuff like this only happened in Hollywood. Timberlake meets Mila Kunis. They both agree to bump uglies, strictly on a professional level, no feelings involved. Then they both fall in love and live happily ever after right? WRONG!!!!
She was one of the most
beautiful beautifullest creatures I’d ever laid eyes on (correct me at your own peril). You know your boy had to spit a little game. Maybe it was the lyrics, maybe cos I’m just that fly, (maybe it was the beard ;-)), but Vicky was feeling the nigga (shout out to banga lee). Vicky, beautiful Vicky, my porcelain skinned goddess, Vicky whose smile made me melt inside, Vicky who….. sorry, I digress.
She had a boyfriend though (they all do), so we agreed to keep it purely physical. The sex, Chineke nna, the sex was pure fire!!!!! She’d come over, with nothing underneath her robe, we’d get high and
fuck make love all night. THIS WAS THE LIFE!!!!!
Soon I began to find myself smiling when no one was around, my heart skipping a beat anytime she walked into the room. Friends started telling me i looked happier, more content.One day it hit me. I think I’m in love!!!!! This was such an alien feeling!! Me, Nze!!! Love ke!!!! Tufiakwa!!!!!! Me wey dey change babes like boxers!!!!!! Still, I couldn’t deny it.